i called the girl up i was supposed to have a date with this friday..

11 pm.

i see that the phone picks up but i hear nothing. i say, "hello?"

then i hear some dude

"who da fuck is dis?"

and i was all

"YO MOFOAUCKAA I KEEL YOUUU"

no just kidding.

I said, "who is this?"

"her boyfriend"

click.


oh well.


hey man. she made plans with me.

what's a pimp to do?

i would say that maybe she has a brother that's messing with me. but who picks up that fast?

damn.

damn damn damn.



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